Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Conan O’Brien unveils the latest batch of scandalous photos of Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y.

Jon Stewart, on the media coverage of the released Sarah Palin emails, “That wasn’t even a question. It was like some bizarre existential riddle.”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 2:00, some voters are still supporting Weiner.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Conan O’Brien gets help dispensing jokes from Rep. Anthony Weiner’s, D-N.Y., underwear.

Jon Stewart employs a, “game of chance,” to help him report on stories covered up by the “Weinergate” scandal.

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 2:10 for Herman Cain’s new campaign slogan.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Jon Stewart accidentally cuts his hand during a spoof of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s, D-N.Y., press conference, “I’m probably going to need to go to the hospital.”

David Letterman wants to get to know presidential contender Tim Pawlenty.

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 1:50 to see Stewart’s comedy battle wound.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

For Jon Stewart, the most upsetting part of the Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., scandal is finding out, “…that he’s ripped. I can’t believe this guy and I are the same (bleep) age.”

Stephen Colbert, on Wikipedia locking the page for Paul Revere after it was edited by supporters of Sarah Palin: “I want all of you, to go to the Wikipedia page for bells and make sure it reads ‘Used by Paul Revere to warn the British…’.”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 0:50 when Palin explains her comments about Paul Revere.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Larry King thinks Real Time host Bill Maher keeps his studio too cold, “By the way, the air conditioning in here. Who planned this? … This is freezing Bill.”

Maher, on the Twitter scandal surrounding Rep. <strong>Anthony Weiner</strong>, D-N.Y.,: “How many remember when boxers or briefs was a question that politicians answered verbally?”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 1:00, Larry King knows how to run a talk show.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Jon Stewart gives Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., “the full politician sex scandal soul-singer blowout.”

Stephen Colbert is worried about the Twitter accounts of other politicians with unfortunate last names, “I fear for the Twitter feeds of Congressman Jack Johnson, Norman Dicks … and I certainly don’t want to see Saxby’s Chambliss.”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 1:30 when Stewart gives into the Weiner story.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Stephen Colbert has the latest on the Twitter controversy casting a “lengthy shadow” over Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y.

Jon Stewart, on the lewd picture sent on Weiner’s Twitter account: “Bottom line there was a junk shot. Oddly enough that is also the name of the method BP used to clog the Gulf oil leak.”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 1:05, Stewart has “certitude” on three things in life.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Jon Stewart wants to know why Sarah Palin won’t tell the media where she’s going on her “One Nation” bus tour, “So this whole thing is just a (bleep) you for asking which newspapers you read?”

Stephen Colbert answers questions from the FEC about Colbert Super PAC.

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 2:00 when Colbert tries to bribe FEC employees.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Jay Leno wants to see a Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin ticket in the White House 2012 race, “I think they compliment each other perfectly. I mean she can’t answer basic questions and he has two answers for every question.”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 1:00 for Jimmy Kimmel’s “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Jay Leno thinks President Obama is enjoying his time in London, “Like today he told the Queen, ‘You know, I like your tea parties much better than the ones we have in America.’”

Jimmy Fallon, on a new Sarah Palin documentary entitled ‘The Undefeated’: “That’s like a documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger called ‘The Faithful.’”

Today’s Must See Moment — Fast forward to 1:17, Conan O’Brien says goodbye to Oprah and her fans.