Stephen Colbert prepares a pre-written letter of praise for Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R), “It is my strong belief that Rick Scott is an (adjective) Governor. His letter praising himself makes me want to (verb) up.”
Conan O’Brien, on former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich (D) being found guilty of trying to sell President Obama’s senate seat: “As the verdict was read Blagojevich’s face remained expressionless, while his hair remained ridiculous.”
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